Saturday, 31 October 2015

A Random Shooting is Downplayed as "Vandalism"







A Random Shooting (A SERIOUS CRIME) is Downplayed as "Vandalism" (an inconvenience). Thanks, Borneo Post.

Wednesday, 14 October 2015

Make Up Your Mind

Saw this while browsing the newspaper:

Sky Lanterns : Fun, Fun Fun!


Then, a few pages later in the SAME newspaper:

  
Sky Lanterns : Bad! Bad! Bad!


Make up your mind, BorneoPost.

Sunday, 26 July 2015

Traffic Lights 101 : Do Not Block Line of Sight..


One day, driving along Jln Permaisuri....


See anything wrong? 



How do I see the traffic light this way?



Srsly? 

Traffic Light 101 : CRITICAL FAIL

Friday, 24 April 2015

Not Smoking? 6% GST + 5% Service Charge



Found near a hotel restaurant...


Don't worry though, we're all fuming already. Definitely lots of smoking heads....

Saturday, 18 April 2015

A Short Article on Bintang Megablaze


Picture of Bintang Megablaze


Megablaze has everything from :


Major BBQ events, CHECK!




Major water features, CHECK!
Ghostly mysterious suicides, CHECK! Link



Haunted funhouse that is linked to ghostly mysterious suicides, CHECK! Link
....because the site it was built was on a sacred mass-grave! CHECK!  Link


We interrupt your regular programming to bring you George Takei commenting on the above discoveries..



If that isn't enough, there are booby-trapped explosive floors!! CHECK!


 Crammed full with events such as the above......




...that threatens to make the place go like the above....


And there's more! Adventure is in there! 


Took the term "Spot Welding" literally

You wonder when it will just fail with all those people pressing on
the rails overlooking the floor below especially during events....

- Poorly welded railings on the higher floors overlooking over the the ground floor! Whenever there's an event on the lowest floor, crowds of people hang over those railings! Hey you down there, look out above for falling railings/humans! Isn't that exciting??

- Genius parking design! Where the cars going up and cars going down all fuse into one lane? So now they have to have a security guard to act as a full time traffic director. What a genius design!


- The hotel (which is the one that supposedly sits on the mass grave, by the way) lobby that has decor of a Red Light District club? And one with an entrance to the mall that goes straight to the shoe department, genius!

- A fountain that, when the wind is right sprays water all over the front entrance car park and people walking by.

- Closes and redirects public roads whenever they feel like it. Not that it matters because the location itself already causes jams and disruption. To be fair, some of these are drivers' faults, who for whatever unfathomable reason, likes visiting poorly-designed, poor-constructed, rickety, haunted, safety-certification-failed malls.


Disclaimer: I have no problem with the business and retailers within Bintang Megablaze. They are great and if it weren't for the place they make great shopping experiences. It just sucks that these retailers happen to be located in Bintang Megablaze.  I feel sorry for all of you. I really do.

Friday, 23 January 2015

SUCH SLOPPY WORK

Loose wiring found at intersection near Gloria Hotel


SUCH SLOPPY WORK


Thursday, 1 January 2015

2015

It's 2015, the number given by humans to count how bored they are passing through time.